From 6c9f8a574e8be5fccad7c2b75437943cb24ccfe2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: mellodoot Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2022 05:09:44 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] woo first commit --- .gitignore | 3 + go.mod | 5 ++ go.sum | 2 + src/main.go | 226 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 4 files changed, 236 insertions(+) create mode 100644 .gitignore create mode 100644 go.mod create mode 100644 go.sum create mode 100644 src/main.go diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6f6b5a7 --- /dev/null +++ b/.gitignore @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +/js +/bin +*.code-workspace \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/go.mod b/go.mod new file mode 100644 index 0000000..32bc900 --- /dev/null +++ b/go.mod @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +module mellodoot/main + +go 1.17 + +require github.com/TwiN/go-color v1.1.0 diff --git a/go.sum b/go.sum new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4b66c40 --- /dev/null +++ b/go.sum @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +github.com/TwiN/go-color v1.1.0 h1:yhLAHgjp2iAxmNjDiVb6Z073NE65yoaPlcki1Q22yyQ= +github.com/TwiN/go-color v1.1.0/go.mod h1:aKVf4e1mD4ai2FtPifkDPP5iyoCwiK08YGzGwerjKo0= diff --git a/src/main.go b/src/main.go new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4e50fc8 --- /dev/null +++ b/src/main.go @@ -0,0 +1,226 @@ +package main + +import ( + "fmt" + "math" + "math/rand" + "strconv" + "time" + + "github.com/TwiN/go-color" +) + +var methods = []string{ + "trolling", + "nuking", + "DDoSing", + "colour-coding", + "evaluating", + "pissing on", + "installing apache2 on", + "crypto mining on", + "teleporting to", + "griefing", + "fetishising", + "publically endorsing", + "crowdfunding", + "noscoping", + "load balancing", + "expiring SSL certs on", + "scamming", + "http.POST('dickbutt')ing on", + "torrenting Bee Movie from", + "defragmenting", + "debugging", + "lorem ipsuming", + "telling your mother about", + "randomly generating", + "[meta joke]ing", + "making amazon purchases on", + "minting", + "investing in", + "starting an NFT collection using", + "buying", + "parking", + "truncating", + "deleting", + "disconnecting", + "blacklisting \"pornhub.com\" on", + "reporting", + "surveilling", + "webcrawling", + "scanning traffic from", + "", + "i forgot", + "applying thermal paste to", + "committing tax fraud with", + "torrenting disney movies on", + "surfing the web with", + "LOL'ing", + "shitposting on", + "wasting time on", + "setting while loop flags for', // ", + "livestreaming", + "introducing the in-laws to", + "404'ing", + "leaking", + "connecting via bluetooth to", + "obtaining the wi-fi password for", + "you were never actually going to visit", + "decrypting", + "encrypting", + "firewalling", + "installing", + "hacking", + "inspecting the elements of", + "tunelling via", + "downloading from", + "uploading to", + "throttling", + "nuclear-powering", + "rat-infesting", + "installing Windows Server 2008 on", + "connecting my raspberry pi to", + "git committing", + "sudo rm -rf /'ing", + "doing your mom on", + "balling", + "pirating on", + "downloading R2R software from", + "water-cooling", + "ejecting", + "formatting", + "formatting system partition on", + "vaccinating", + "medicating", + "injecting", + "pouring milk on", + "microwaving", + "deepfrying", + "randomizing chance on", + "exposing dream's cheating scandal from", + "hosting dream SMP on", + "wow look funny numbers!", + "brapping", + ":)", + "jerking off", + "rendering", + "saving to", + "screenshotting", + "pinging", + "FATAL ERROR: cannot connect to", + "ok bud 👍", + "streaming 'Big Mouth' from", + "casting to", + "synchronising", + "closing all ports on", + "finding your father on", + "SSHing to", + "printscreening", + "sending ominous countdown to", + "sending pizzas to", + "sending doordash to", + "transcoding", + "killing", + "pending", + "buffering", + "loading", + "hard-wiring", + "fucking", + "sending nudes to", + "installing a VPN on", + "stealing nudes from", + "getting critical alerts from microsoft on", + ":trollface:ing", + "staring at", + "PWNing", + "downloading RAM from", + "hey google, connect to", + "stealing", + "generating", + "banning", + "proxying", + "racially profiling", + "grossly offending", + "nullnullnull", +} + +var running = true +var progress = 0 +var wasIPv6 = false +var wasPorted = false +var lastMethod string +var method string + +func segv4() string { + return strconv.FormatInt(rand.Int63n(255), 10) +} +func segv6() string { + return strconv.FormatInt(rand.Int63n(65535), 16) +} + +func main() { + + rand.Seed(time.Now().UnixNano()) + + for running { + + // what are we doing + for method == lastMethod { + method = color.Ize(color.White, methods[rand.Intn(len(methods))]) + } + + // where are we doing it + var address string = color.Ize(color.Yellow, segv4()+"."+segv4()+"."+segv4()+"."+segv4()) + + // random chance to be IPv6 + if rand.Intn(100) < 5 && !wasIPv6 { + address = color.Ize(color.Yellow, segv6()+":"+segv6()+":"+segv6()+":"+segv6()+":"+segv6()+":"+segv6()+":"+segv6()+":"+segv6()) + wasIPv6 = true + } else { + wasIPv6 = false + } + + // random chance to have a port + // "what are the chances of this firing with ipv6?" - loudar, seconds before getting an ipv6 with a port + if rand.Intn(100) < 5 && !wasPorted && method != "closing all ports on" || true { + address += ":" + color.Ize(color.Cyan, strconv.FormatInt(rand.Int63n(65535), 10)) + wasPorted = true + } else { + wasPorted = false + } + + // print ip address with method(if applicable) + if method != " " { + fmt.Print(method, " ") + } + fmt.Print(address) + + // ...........................................[ √ ] + var complete = false + for !complete { + if rand.Intn(10) < 9 || progress < 3 { + // process.stdout.write('.') + fmt.Print(".") + progress++ + + // set complete time + // var waitUntil = new Date().getTime() + 250 + math.round(math.min(2**(random()*12), 5000+random()*1000)) + var waitUntil = time.Now().UnixMilli() + 250 + int64(math.Min(math.Pow(2, float64(rand.Intn(12))), float64(5000+rand.Intn(1000)))) + + // wait until time has arrived + for time.Now().UnixMilli() < waitUntil { + // do nothing + } + } else { + // console.log('['+' ✔️ '.green+']') + fmt.Print("[ " + color.Ize(color.Green, "√") + " ]\n") + progress = 0 + complete = true + } + } + + lastMethod = method + + } +}