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+trolling
+nuking
+DDoSing
+colour-coding
+evaluating
+pissing on
+installing apache2 on
+crypto mining on
+teleporting to
+griefing
+fetishising
+publically endorsing
+crowdfunding
+noscoping
+load balancing
+expiring SSL certs on
+scamming
+http.POST('dickbutt')ing on
+torrenting Bee Movie from
+defragmenting
+debugging
+lorem ipsuming
+telling your mother about
+randomly generating
+[meta joke]ing
+making amazon purchases on
+minting
+investing in
+starting an NFT collection using
+buying
+parking
+truncating
+deleting
+disconnecting
+blacklisting cornhub on
+reporting
+surveilling
+webcrawling
+scanning traffic from
+tunelling my smart oven to
+i forgot
+applying thermal paste to
+committing tax fraud with
+torrenting disney movies on
+surfing the web on
+LOL'ing
+shitposting on
+wasting time on
+setting while loop flags for
+livestreaming
+introducing the in-laws to
+404'ing
+leaking
+connecting via bluetooth to
+obtaining the wi-fi password for
+you were never actually going to visit
+decrypting
+encrypting
+firewalling
+installing
+hacking
+inspecting the elements of
+tunelling via
+downloading from
+uploading to
+throttling
+nuclear-powering
+rat-infesting
+installing Windows Server 2008 on
+connecting my raspberry pi to
+git committing
+sudo rm -rf /'ing
+doing your mom on
+balling
+pirating on
+downloading R2R software from
+water-cooling
+ejecting
+formatting
+formatting system partition on
+vaccinating
+medicating
+injecting
+pouring milk on
+microwaving
+deepfrying
+randomizing chance on
+exposing dream's cheating scandal from
+hosting dream SMP on
+brapping
+:)
+jerking off
+rendering
+saving to
+screenshotting
+pinging
+FATAL ERROR: cannot connect to
+ok bud 👍
+streaming 'Big Mouth' from
+casting to
+synchronising
+closing all ports on
+opening all ports on
+finding your father on
+SSHing to
+printscreening
+sending ominous countdown to
+sending pizzas to
+sending doordash to
+transcoding
+killing
+pending
+buffering
+loading
+hard-wiring
+fucking
+sending nudes to
+installing a VPN on
+stealing nudes from
+getting critical wirus alerts from
+:trollface:ing
+staring at
+PWNing
+downloading RAM from
+hey google connect to
+stealing
+generating
+banning
+proxying
+causing a ruckus on
+grossly offending
+nullnullnull
+doing indescribable things to
+owning
+sending your minecraft base coordinates to
+melting